SOS: LASIK Anyone?

absoluteme · Post by **absoluteme** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:18 pm

Heya Guys, im just a new-fangled here my name is Dave from California. I would like to ask about Lasik surgery? Are you familiar with that? I suffered almost 18 years for my Astigmatism and I want to put my thick oldie glass in the box (for sure) it’s a killer to me for almost half of my life. It made me appear like a granny; I love sports but can’t do it especially extreme sports due to my eye condition. I read some article about Lasik and I want to get some opinion especially for those people who experienced it already. How’s the procedure and the effects? Im planning to fly to Kansas for a Lasik exam in my2020 in a couple of months from now and im a little nervous for it, hope you can help me ease my tension by sharing your experience. Lots of thanks.

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Lamez · Post by **Lamez** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:30 pm

what is lasik surgery?

I am very sorry to hear about your conditions, just think of me! lol

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:12 pm

Lasik surgery is laser eye correction. They use a laser to fix eye problems such as Astigmatism.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:38 pm

I hear that LASIK causes impotence.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:12 am

Forget LASIK and just get yourself some cybernetic eye impants.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:32 am

I can give you some pretty cheap Lasik. Come over to my house and i'll have my assistant, tiny, hold you down while i shine a bright laser randomly into your eye until you can see better. It has about a .1% success rate, but it's only $10!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:21 pm

I can perform that surgery with the remote for the projector. You may see shades of red after but its normal.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:29 am

If you see shades of red with mine, that's just my assistant cutting open your skull to try and poke around at your brain to find the eye part of it.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:29 pm

Everbody is just being mean to this person who comes on the forum to ask a legitimate question. If you don't have an answer, just don't say anything. But wait, that would be mean as well, since the person might think we are just ignoring them. I know, we will thank them for the question and then tell them how sorry we are that we don't have . . . wait a minute, that's not any fun. Oh, never mind. Hand me that laser, I want to take a turn. I only charge 5 dollars.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:45 am

Bookworm wrote: Everbody is just being mean to this person who comes on the forum to ask a legitimate question.

Does the post not smack of spam? (It originally contained two links to the same Web site, but someone edited them out – without documenting it.)

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:41 am

Chris Vogel wrote:
Bookworm wrote: Everbody is just being mean to this person who comes on the forum to ask a legitimate question.

Does the post not smack of spam? (It originally contained two links to the same Web site, but someone edited them out – without documenting it.)

Yeah, I removed the links. I didn't really read the post, and it did seem like a semi-legitimate question (though why he'd ask here I don't know). Reading it again though, it does seem pretty obvious he's a spammer, that and the fact he hasn't come back.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:27 am

Bookworm wrote: Everbody is just being mean to this person who comes on the forum to ask a legitimate question. If you don't have an answer, just don't say anything.

For a minute there i thought you were gonna be a buzz-kill.

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