Squirrels Go On Attack

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This happened back in September, but I saw a mention of it in a sports magazine today.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. -- An aggressive squirrel pounced on a 4-year-old boy in an attack last week in Cuesta Park in Mountain View, Calif.

The attack happened as the boy's mother unwrapped a muffin during a picnic.

http://www.nbc11.com/news/9946298/detail.h...ss=bay&psp=news

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I knew those muffins were going to cause problems somewhere. :P

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Bookworm wrote: I knew those muffins were going to cause problems somewhere.  :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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hey red, what do squirrels have against muffins

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Those muffins were stuffed with hash and those squirrels wanted a piece of the action.

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lol hash

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According to a friend involved in performing the attacks, the muffins are part of a taliban conspiracy to help transport top secret data to members via little kid transport protocol. The squirrel intelligence group have been furiously trying to stop these messages from making it to their destination, and the muffins are often confiscated for further research.

If no taliban evidence is found, they are eaten. They will be sending bigger squirrels soon if the traps persist. I may need to use my necro powers to raise some of the killed squirrels.

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or maybe they were having these muffins and the squirrel was rescuing them

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