The Rules of FloodG8 (The Wizards Rules)

FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:28 pm

I had been building a list of rules to live life by when I found a list that contained all of my rules and a few more that I have studied since.

They are called the Wizards rules and are as follows

1. People are stupid and can be made to believe anything, because they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.

2. The greatest harm can come of the best intentions

3. Passion rules reason (don't let emotions control you)

4. Magic is in forgivness and in being forgiven

5. Mind what people do not only what they say for deeds always betray a lie.

6.The only soverign you can allow to rule you is reason

7. Life is the future, not the past.

8. Deserve Victory be justified in your commitment compleley. Earn your life

9. A contradiction can not exist in reality, not in part nor in whole.

10. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to ones self.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:43 pm

what happens if you break one of those rules?

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:46 pm

Death. Without a doubt, death.

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:49 pm

yep.. beheaded.. or eaten by sharks... you kinda get to choose.

"cake or death?".... "oh I'll have cake.. thanks very much"

"You cake or death?" "death please.. oh no I meant cake"

"You said death first ,death first. ahhh.. oh allright.. you're lucky I'm church of England"

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unbreakable · Post by **unbreakable** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:50 pm

you guys are someone morbid..but somewhat amusing...lol

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:54 pm

we're not morbid you just have to get to know us.. and drink our blood.

j/k

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:56 pm

Hahaha. That's right you don't have to get to know us. You just have to drink our blood. That's what the j/k meant.

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unbreakable · Post by **unbreakable** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:58 pm

okay...lol

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:02 pm

i'll settle for drinking your blood...

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:05 pm

"You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick...." -Jack/Ruben/Tyler -Fight club

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unbreakable · Post by **unbreakable** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:27 pm

oh yeah...i do it all the time lol

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:45 pm

unbreakable wrote: you guys are someone morbid..but somewhat amusing...lol

I'm finding them a tad more morbid than amusing. But that's just me.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:16 pm

FloodG8-9595 wrote: yep.. beheaded.. or eaten by sharks... you kinda get to choose.

"cake or death?".... "oh I'll have cake.. thanks very much"

"You cake or death?" "death please.. oh no I meant cake"

"You said death first ,death first. ahhh.. oh allright.. you're lucky I'm church of England"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:31 am

Mmmmmmm blood. Nothing like dipping peanuts in blood, then adding salt.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:13 pm

lol thats so disgusting its funny

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:14 pm

FloodG8-9595 wrote: I had been building a list of rules to live life by when I found a list that contained all of my rules and a few more that I have studied since.

They are called the Wizards rules and are as follows

1. People are stupid and can be made to believe anything, because they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.

2. The greatest harm can come of the best intentions

3. Passion rules reason (don't let emotions control you)

4. Magic is in forgivness and in being forgiven

5. Mind what people do not only what they say for deeds always betray a lie.

6.The only soverign you can allow to rule you is reason

7. Life is the future, not the past.

8. Deserve Victory be justified in your commitment compleley. Earn your life

9. A contradiction can not exist in reality, not in part nor in whole.

10. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to ones self.

My Life Goals

1. Win the Nobel Peace Prize (so I can f*ck hot librarians).
2. Win a gold medal in the Olympics (so I can f*ck hot gymnasts).
3. Swim the Puget Sound (so I can get buff and chicks will want to f*ck me).
4. Save the rainforests (so I can f*ck hot native tribal princesses).
5. Form a kickass band (so I can f*ck hot groupies).
6. F*ck a girl (so I can get better at f*cking girls and f*ck more girls).
7. Get married (so that when I'm too old to f*ck girls, I can still f*ck a girl).
8. Have kids (because eighteen years of pain is worth that one night of no protection).

.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:16 pm

oh wow.

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:56 pm

Anarchy wrote:
FloodG8-9595 wrote: I had been building a list of rules to live life by when I found a list that contained all of my rules and a few more that I have studied since.

They are called the Wizards rules and are as follows

1. People are stupid and can be made to believe anything, because they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.

2. The greatest harm can come of the best intentions

3. Passion rules reason (don't let emotions control you)

4. Magic is in forgivness and in being forgiven

5. Mind what people do not only what they say for deeds always betray a lie.

6.The only soverign you can allow to rule you is reason

7. Life is the future, not the past.

8. Deserve Victory be justified in your commitment compleley. Earn your life

9. A contradiction can not exist in reality, not in part nor in whole.

10. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to ones self.

My Life Goals

1. Win the Nobel Peace Prize (so I can f*ck hot librarians).
2. Win a gold medal in the Olympics (so I can f*ck hot gymnasts).
3. Swim the Puget Sound (so I can get buff and chicks will want to f*ck me).
4. Save the rainforests (so I can f*ck hot native tribal princesses).
5. Form a kickass band (so I can f*ck hot groupies).
6. F*ck a girl (so I can get better at f*cking girls and f*ck more girls).
7. Get married (so that when I'm too old to f*ck girls, I can still f*ck a girl).
8. Have kids (because eighteen years of pain is worth that one night of no protection).

.

How very similar to my goals.
I've already got numbers 5 and 6 under wraps now... on to the Nobel..

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:07 pm

How very sexist of both of you.

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:43 pm

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:44 pm

i say you should give up on those goals lol

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:57 pm

just foolin around...

aside from the being in a great band thing...and the groupie thing...

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:24 pm

i wanna go to italy....

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:05 pm

Italy is over rated. Go to Uzbekistan. Very romantic place.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:08 pm

im gonna go to france

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