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Chuck Norris once saw a dead sheep. He walked over to it, and with his magical powers he brought it back to life...then seconds later roundhouse kicked it and kill ed it and said "The lord giveth and the lord taketh"
Some may not find them funny but I just LOVE them
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
haha wow, people at school are always saying stuff like that
Chuck Norris once found the end of a circle
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex "I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!" "My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
I dont even know how this whole fad started. Started in WoW aperently, then made it's way to real life. I never heard of chuck norris until this fad started. Figured he was a boss or something.
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Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet Him!
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex "I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!" "My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
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"I don't have cat-like reflexes. Cats say they have Alex-like reflexes." - Alex "I've never seen your ears. Do you even have ears?" - Robbie
"You threw away your friendship salami?!" "My you're sexy when I'm drunk! And when im sober too!" - Gallagher
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growing old is obligatory, but growing up is optional
22/m/nc born in pa
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the a$$hole's he must come in contact with every day."
cash money over everything , money over bitche's
