covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to
get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and
began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and
let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a
huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly
milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. Yes, yes, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. Good" said the first bat, "because I f*cken didn't. !"
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