HEEELPP!

Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:40 am

today my doorbell rang frantically like 8 times in a row. i opened the door, and no one was there. i closed the door and looked around through my windows. nobody there.

an' the other day my bro got a phone call from some girls and they said "i love you chris" an' i'm freaked out here...

what should i do? they could be robbers or something...

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:09 pm

Jack Potato wrote: today my doorbell rang frantically like 8 times in a row. i opened the door, and no one was there. i closed the door and looked around through my windows. nobody there. an' the other day my bro got a phone call from some girls and they said "i love you chris" an' i'm freaked out here... what should i do? they could be robbers or something...

Well, what I'd do in your situation is get a large stick, cello tape a fairly big knife to the end of it, and when the people ring your doorbell again rush out waving your now lethel stick saying little chants. That should get rid of them.

Erm, not that I've ever done that or anything.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:10 pm

uuh...sure.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:39 pm

Most likely, some neighborhood kids are being little pricks and are doing this as a rather lame a attempt at a prank. I say, next time it happens get your dadunclegrandpasomebody sufficiently old and ornery enough to run outside with a shotgun screaming "Git off my Property you darn kids!"

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:54 pm

probably right.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:45 pm

Remove the button of the door bell and put a small needle in where it goes, and put a hole in the button so when the button is pushed in, the pin goes through the hole, and into the finger.

Down side of that, it will work for anyone.

LOL

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:44 pm

hahahaha-ouch.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:45 pm

Another thing I just thought of, when you answer the door, make sure you're holding an old rusty axe. Don't use it, for legal reasons, just holding it should freak those people out.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:00 pm

If your under 16 it might be MJ or R Kelly.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:37 pm

Mr Smith wrote: If your under 16 it might be MJ or R Kelly.

omg i'm 13! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! I NEED SOME GARLIC CLOVES!!

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:42 pm

Oh wait your a girl. Then it must be R Kelly!

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:39 pm

Mr Smith wrote: Oh wait your a girl. Then it must be R Kelly!

CRAP!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:22 pm

Quick, get the sulfuric acid!

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:26 am

That, or turn on R. Kelly's music! He can't stand his own music!! Nor can anyone else!

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:59 pm

*puts in ear plugs* *plays "world's greatest" by r. kelly*..... ..... ..... *cranks up volume*.... .... ..... ..... ..... *man screams outside*"AWWWWWGH! GODDAMNIT WHY DID I WRITE THAT SONG??!!AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:19 pm

Isn't he the one that killed somebody?

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:20 pm

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:50 pm

Jack Potato wrote: today my doorbell rang frantically like 8 times in a row. i opened the door, and no one was there. i closed the door and looked around through my windows. nobody there. an' the other day my bro got a phone call from some girls and they said "i love you chris" an' i'm freaked out here... what should i do? they could be robbers or something...

I'm really sorry Potato. I didn't ring your doorbell, but i dared my friend to say that. It was really funny. She just hung up right after too. lol

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:03 pm

Wolfire wrote:
Jack Potato wrote: today my doorbell rang frantically like 8 times in a row. i opened the door, and no one was there. i closed the door and looked around through my windows. nobody there. an' the other day my bro got a phone call from some girls and they said "i love you chris" an' i'm freaked out here... what should i do? they could be robbers or something...

I'm really sorry Potato. I didn't ring your doorbell, but i dared my friend to say that. It was really funny. She just hung up right after too. lol

you FIEND!

I'M SHOCKED!

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:25 pm

I'm paranoid. My computer haunts me at night, declaring it wants more RAM, a better processor, and that I keep killing it and having to erase it's memory..

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:20 am

My computer wants me to stop playing morrowind. So I have to abuse him.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:02 pm

Just beat it with a sledgehammer. That's always a good way.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:44 pm

Yes I should.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:20 pm

indeed

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:31 pm

Actually I did smash a laptop computer It was broken already though.

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