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Post by Anonymous »

This is a thread especially for those quotes you hear people say what makes you wanna piss yourself.

Lee - "oh don't you think it's nice wh... omg i'm gonna sh*t myself" :lol: lmao

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"And when we're done, we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks."

Movie quote.

Not really funny, just really the way the world is supposed to be.

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"Friends are like bras, close to the heart and all about support"
sounds kinda funny, my friend said it once lol

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Post by Anonymous »

Nat - "You proper fancy me don't you? God just admit it!"

Craig - "I'm gay..."

:D

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"NOT SO FUNNY MEOW IS IT?!"

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Post by Jack Potato »

"Can I have that pizza cut into four slices? I'm not hungry enough for eight."
-Joe Torre :D

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Post by Anonymous »

someone was learning internet slang... and instead of rofl he put "rotf"

when i asked him if he'd made a mistake by putting "rolls on the floor", he said no <_<

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