Funnyest thing ever

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:31 pm

I went to Beauce Carnival, the one that comes to town every year, and on one of the rides similar to the drop zone, it said something like this (in french) :

"Shaft assembly instructions: Turn bolt until you can no longer turn it"

No duh!!!

I'll try to go back and get a pic, but people might look at my weird, but it will be well worth it.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:33 pm

i saw a sign that said "Free Air" once

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:56 pm

Funnier thing ever and my personal motto:

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:42 pm

Uhh. . .hmmm. . .

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OLKMED · Post by **OLKMED** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:01 pm

here's the best one i found, i have this candle at my house right now, i haven't taken this wrapper off it because the warning label is so cool.

Warning: to brevent fire remove plastic before burning. burn on proper sized holder...

(that's right to prevent fire is written on a candle)

it was way funnier at 2 in the morning

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:17 pm

Warning: Fire may be hot at times.

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Jack Potato · Post by **Jack Potato** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:37 pm

I went to this tree store once and their sign said, "BIG TREES IN OUR REAR".

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:45 pm

Hahaha I never seen it but here are some funny warnings I can recall off the top of my head:

on a blow dryer: do not use in shower.

1) who is stupid enough to use a high amperage elecrical component in water
2) why would you dry yourself while getting wet at the same time?

On a lighter: warning: may case burns!

The carnival is gone so I did not get a chance to get that pic. I also wanted to get a pic of that kids rollercoaster (I went on it too

) since the caterpillar's face looked like he was stoned.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:52 am

one that i've seen is on a deep fryer.

warning: sober adult operation only.

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