Persuasive Advice Needed... For Good Intentions ;)

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:51 am

Alright i need help... my mates passed his driving test... and i've asked him to drive me down to Sheffield from Nottingham to see this bird who i really like

...

Anyway he's said no...

So i'm looking for any like... persuasive techniques i could try on the most stubborn person in the world?

To save wasted posts...

He doesn't drink...

I've already told him he's got a guaranteed shag if he goes... and he's still being all "We'll go next week" kinda crap...

Help me!!!

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:16 pm

Get a bus or a train? Give him money?

Not recommended by experts: Steal his car.

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000 · Post by **000** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:52 pm

Kick him in his wedding tackle. Punch him in his meat and 2 veg. Yea baby YEA!

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:57 pm

fudge this thread... POST ON THE NEWER WORLDS LONGEST THREAD PAGE AND GET FAMOUS!!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:08 pm

you could always be patient and wait until next week like he said

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:02 pm

The best way is to blow up his car, and demand he takes you, or you'll blow the car up again!

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:12 pm

lol... does anyone have any proper solutions for this problem... i'm in desperate need of action... and when he says "next week" he means never...

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:13 pm

Call this bird? >.> Bribe the dude with cash? Tell him gas is free for the next 2 days?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:30 pm

He says he's not going "all the way" down the Sheffy for a shag....

FFS IT'S LIKE A 40 MINUTE CRUISE ALONG THE M1!

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:54 pm

You could always roshambo him for it, or just not worry so much about a 'shag'.

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000 · Post by **000** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:59 pm

MrSelf wrote: You could always roshambo him for it,

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:16 pm

Take your bike.

But wait a sec, you want to drive somewhere just so you can see a bird?

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000 · Post by **000** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:21 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: Take your bike.

But wait a sec, you want to drive somewhere just so you can see a bird?

Yea, he's a bird watcher. Lot's of bird watching sites on the net. Want me to post some links?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:06 am

Bird is slang in England for Chick...

And dudes... It doesn't matter anymore, i've had an argument with that selfish b**ch...

Thanks anyway

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:34 pm

Ohhhhh so you don't go in the bush to birdwatch, but go to the strip bar, where there are many bushes.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:53 am

........... haha

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:54 am

I aint desperate enough for Strip Clubs... although i am starting to yearn

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:40 pm

I yearn to yield, and to yield is to stop.. and to stop is to hault.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:13 pm

I would not go in a strip bar either (especially not the one here) but the more I think of it, the more I realize I need a girl friend, but what bothers me is the fact that I'm not desperate like I should be. Oh well, I'll let God take care of that part, now back to UO.

Hahahaha speaking of UO, there was a wedding in the game last night, it was hilarious. It went something like this.

This one is the best. People were summoning creatures, casting EVs, doing necromancy, etc. I hope I'm on for the next wedding.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:49 pm

OFF TOPIC! Gorilla..

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:16 pm

I have a boner

random

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michaelk1993adg · Post by **michaelk1993adg** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:20 pm

Jack his car.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:22 pm

Now why did you resurrect this thread?

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scherzo · Post by **scherzo** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:06 am

Anarchy wrote: I have a boner

random

the persusion techniques I would suggest is to find a 'bird' twice as far away, bug him for a ride to see her, and continue to bug him, get him used to the distance, then a 40 min drive won't feel as far away

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michaelk1993adg · Post by **michaelk1993adg** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:56 am

why wont he take you is it because he doesnt have a bird to watch

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