The Ballerina
The Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Brooklyn, NY.
She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
Down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed little drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a Lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, " Say, buddy, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina'?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
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She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
Down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed little drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a Lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, " Say, buddy, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina'?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
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Lol. Gross.
We ought to slap you! but since you're a demon, you can get away with it.
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We ought to slap you! but since you're a demon, you can get away with it.
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Referring to my avatar? No demon, look closer. It's the coolest rendition of Batman you'll ever see.Shinizo wrote: since you're a demon
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Indeed, reminds me of Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns.
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No, I saw that was Batman. You're just a demon!
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Which means that you... are a COMMUNIST!Shinizo wrote: No, I saw that was Batman. You're just a demon!
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A southern communist? You must be crazy!
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o.o What WAS I thinking?Shinizo wrote: A southern communist? You must be crazy!
...you fascist
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Am not. I'm a fashionist!
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Gdye maya soomka,..
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Completely like a cucumber, green he was.
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Hai.
...Hara-Kiri
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...Hara-Kiri
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Ya ochin lublu tvayu futbolku.
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Completely like a cucumber, green he was.
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XD I don't know what you said. Pretty sure it wasn't Japanese, though? It didn't look it.
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It's Russian.
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Blah. Hara-Kiri.
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Your grasp of Japanese is astoundingShinizo wrote: Blah. Hara-Kiri.
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>.> You know what Hara-Kiri means, right?
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Ritual SuicideShinizo wrote: >.> You know what Hara-Kiri means, right?
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Dern. I'm not very fluent with Japanese, but I know some words. I guess..
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Konichi -Wa? it's hopeless
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