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HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING: "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?".....



I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. Humm... OR COULD HE?

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH
SCHOOL.

"YES. YES, I DID. .. I'M A MUSTANG!!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" :angry:


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Post by ana »

bahahahahahahaha rofl

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Post by Reaper »

Is this a true story? :hmmm:

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Well to be honest I feel old when I see that loads of the younger years of people in my school were born in the '90's. The ones joing the place in September were born in about 1993, I can sort of remember 1993.

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Post by sweetness »

i feel old.... 31 going on 71... talking of oldies is legend still visiting these here parts?
^_^

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Post by ana »

Yeah, he's the gheyness.

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Post by sweetness »

:lol:

hey legend its our birthday soon :D

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Post by wasting_time27 »

its my birthday in july!!!

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