As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked her why.
She told her son, "Well, the bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Her answer satisfied the curiosity of the little boy and he went back out to play on the beach.
Soon he returns to tell his mother that he noticed that many of the men have larger willies than his dad.
His mother replied, "Well honey, the bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with her explanation, the boy returns to the beach to play.
Shortly after, the boy came running in to see his Mother and promptly exclaims, "Mom! This is sooo cool!
Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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