Three naked ladies.

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THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A STOCKTON WOMAN -- WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED
AT
HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE
JAPANESE
WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILEPHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE STOCKTON WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT
TO
BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE
STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A
PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE STOCKTON WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL
YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."


Sorry about the caps. I found it like this, and couldn't be bothered to retype it.

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