Im gonna run for Pope!

VictorEM83 · Post by **VictorEM83** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:27 pm

We need change I think we need a hooters near each church, and a nice hooker for each one: so the priests stay away from little boys!

A Pope vodka, rum, beer, and other hard drinks line to raise money for the church to pay offf all the little boys touched by legend

umm I mean priests.

Lastly and Most Important! Church is held with football and other manly sports in mind!

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angelsgrace09 · Post by **angelsgrace09** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:31 pm

ha your funny lol hey you never know it may happen, it can be added to the only in america list lol i can see ti now "only in america do more people attend hooters at 6am than church hmm i like that one

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:38 pm

I dunno, if the church did something with Robots (like having them burninate random people on sunday), I'd be intrigued!

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000 · Post by **000** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:10 pm

VictorEM83 wrote: and a nice hooker for each one:

I'm in.

wait, did you mean hookers for everyone or just for the priests?

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:22 am

sintekk wrote: I dunno, if the church did something with Robots (like having them burninate random people on sunday), I'd be intrigued!

One church here had a robot bring up the Bread and Wine.

I was a big fluffy red thing with black spots it was in a program called robot wars but the priest asked for a loan of it for a day.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:21 pm

Are you catholic?

If not Red could run for pope, I think he is catholic.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:22 pm

Minnie wrote: Are you catholic?

If not Red could run for pope, I think he is catholic.

YOU INFIDEL!

Red's just a regular Fundamentalist, none of this Catholic crap

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:24 pm

sintekk wrote:
Minnie wrote: Are you catholic?

If not Red could run for pope, I think he is catholic.

YOU INFIDEL!

Red's just a regular Fundamentalist, none of this Catholic crap

*runs for the dictionary.com* I'll comment soon as I find out what it is you called me...

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:30 pm

Whoops. Let the pope elections begin:

http://www.anythingforums.com/forums/index...?showtopic=1925

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:36 pm

Minnie wrote: Are you catholic?

If not Red could run for pope, I think he is catholic.

I'm Catholic, if elected as AF Pope I'll serve not very well if at all. And we'll have to do something about the celebicy thing.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:27 pm

I'm not catholic, but I can still run as pope anyway. REPENT!

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VictorEM83 · Post by **VictorEM83** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:38 pm

0 wrote:
VictorEM83 wrote: and a nice hooker for each one:
I'm in.
wait, did you mean hookers for everyone or just for the priests?

Just the Priest, but if elected I will be looking for newbies that wont touch litttle boys, or girls that are underage without fake ID's.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:43 pm

I still think priests should be able to marry. I never got that.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:12 am

I'll buy that for a dollar.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:50 am

Cicero wrote:
Minnie wrote: Are you catholic?

If not Red could run for pope, I think he is catholic.

I'm Catholic, if elected as AF Pope I'll serve not very well if at all. And we'll have to do something about the celebicy thing.

Seriously, you just may be the best thing that could hapen to Catholicism...

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:41 am

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Brooklynite · Post by **Brooklynite** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:20 am

Victor and Red Squirrel are too young for the position. Most of the people who are candidates for pope are over sixty.
One of the candidates is black. Would be really interesting to see him become the next pope.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:27 pm

Not sure why they always take someone old though, it would be better to take someone young as they get older they get more experience as pope. Would be interesting to see someone black make it though, and for the sake of their race I hope he does make it.

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