MY GOSH DARN ANNOYING TEACHER!

Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:01 pm

golly Gum Drops!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT diddling BASTARD IS GOING TO DIE I SWEAR IT!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!! HE'S GIVING ME A D+ IN HIS CLASS!! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT WE'VE LEARNED!!!! HE CALLED MY PARENTS AND TOLD THEM THAT I WAS BEING DISRESPECTFUL AND THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!! AND I KNOW IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A GOOD STUDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE HIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GUTS!!!!!

Also, girls want to go out with me.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:08 pm

Settle now, hurting teachers dosnt help much. Best thing you can do is show him on the next test. I did that once. I got a D and then 2 months later I dragged myself up to a B.

Try that first. If that doesnt work then we'll talk about spreading rumors in a few months.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:21 pm

goalguarder12 wrote: I AM NOT DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!!I HATE HIS FUUCKING GUTS!!!!!

Of course you're not disrespectful

Listen to what Cicero said, he's got it right.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:16 pm

And you guys are sure you don't want him to kill himself?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:19 pm

goalguarder12 wrote: I AM NOT DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!! AND I KNOW IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A GOOD STUDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE HIS FUUCKING GUTS!!!!!

Don't you just LOVE irony! If my english teacher would ask me "define dramatic irony" I would use that sentance as an example.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:44 pm

Legend wrote: And you guys are sure you don't want him to kill himself?

On the one hand, we won't get these amusing threads.

On the other hand, he might start killing the valued educators of America...

Decisions, decisions...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:03 pm

Well if we keep him in a plexi glass cell with a Celeron computer running windows ME we can enjoy these threads, while assuring the safety of America's educators.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:28 pm

Goalguarder, I personally don't appreciate your purposeful misspellings in order to get past the word filter. In my opinion, it shows a disrespect for the rest of us here on this forum.
*climbs down off the soapbox*

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:09 pm

Sad thing is...I really don't think he's doing it purposefully.

No, I'm just saying, when it comes to brains, the kid's real cute. ;X

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:47 pm

Legend wrote: when it comes to brains, the kid's real cute. ;X

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:15 pm

I could point to rule number 4 of these here forums:

Da Rules wrote: 4) Do not use offensive language or post any material that would be deemed offensive such as porno, animal cruelty, swearing etc. Trying to bypass the filters is forbidden.

In that it is a blatant violation of this rule, and GG knowing full well that the filters were voted on by the members and put there for a reason, it is somewhat disrespectful to Red [as the owner] and other forums members.

Personally I just find it mildly annoying, not so much that he's saying the f word, but because he's purposefully mangling the word in a childish attempt to bypass the filter. Seriously, you gotta treat your profanities with respect.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:23 pm

He missspells it so bad it's not even a bad word anymore.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:55 pm

I'm still trying to find out what diddling means.

I bet Paris Hilton knows. =X

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:58 pm

I think that was the one time he didn't misspell a certain word

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:00 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: 1. diddling
In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.
Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:01 pm

1. diddling(v)
In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.
Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

2. onanism(n)
to tame the one eyed monster

Oops hit delete instead of modify. Wanted to add another definition.

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000 · Post by **000** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:03 pm

You give me a D.......I kill you!

Or maybe myself.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:05 pm

Anything higher then F is good enough for me, well depends on the class. Math, for example, my goal is to pass, simple.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:06 pm

OH HAI GOALGUARDER, MAYBE IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME STUDYING AND LESS TIME DIDDLING, YOU'D GET BETTER GRADES. ;X

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:00 am

Maybe if you stopped diddling so much you could use your other hand to press the caps lock button.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:59 pm

Wow settle down. What is your teachers name? Address? Phone number?

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:02 pm

all you do is bitch about this and about that. oh poor me, i'm contemplating suicide, oh me oh my...boohoohoo...

just kill yourself and make the world happier.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:10 pm

I heard that there's a lucky pot of gold off the side of every bridge in your state, GG.

Go for the gold, GG...GO FOR THE GOLD!! ;X

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:11 pm

I bet he's a blonde.

...

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:43 am

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