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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:44 pm

I just finished reading revelation and figured I'd do a search on "new jerusalem" heaven to see what type of results, and if there's actual prototypes made.

I got 144,000 results. That's the number of people that will be "diciples" after the rapture. There will be 12 "tribes" of 12,000 who will become believers and try to get other people to become believers and not take the mark.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:05 am

I just tried searching red squirrel and I got 949,000 results. What does it mean, oh, what does it mean?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 am

Bookworm wrote: I just tried searching red squirrel and I got 949,000 results. What does it mean, oh, what does it mean?

OH GOD.

I typed in 949000 and I got 26,300

I don't know what it means, but those numbers scare me

I'm scared

I need a hug

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:17 am

sintekk wrote:
Bookworm wrote: I just tried searching red squirrel and I got 949,000 results. What does it mean, oh, what does it mean?

OH GOD.

I typed in 949000 and I got 26,300

I don't know what it means, but those numbers scare me

I'm scared

I need a hug

I searched for 26,300 and got 303,000!!! This is definitely a sign! The Four Mutated Biker Mice of the Apocalypse will soon be upon us!!!! Just like in the book of Revolations! .. by Edmund Wells, not to be cofused with Revelations with an e by the diety fellow what's his name...

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:53 am

manadren wrote: I searched for 26,300 and got 303,000!!! This is definitely a sign! The Four Mutated Biker Mice of the Apocalypse will soon be upon us!!!! Just like in the book of Revolations! .. by Edmund Wells, not to be cofused with Revelations with an e by the diety fellow what's his name...

Jared, the Subway guy?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:57 am

Stasi wrote: Jared, the Subway guy?

nah, he's not a diety, he just has aids.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:43 am

manadren wrote:
Stasi wrote: Jared, the Subway guy?

nah, he's not a diety, he just has aids.

Hmmm, you do realize you're saying "diety" as in "food diet". You must mean "deity" as in "godlike".

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:05 am

i before e got nothing on me.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:28 am

I just searched "diety" and got 718,000 results.

Diety and Jared knocked it down to 2190.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:38 am

By typing in "diety deity jared" it got only a 117 results!

Gasp! That means we're getting close to the source of evil!

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:20 pm

I got 7,110,000 results for "source of evil". Craziness...

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:24 pm

diety deity jared source of evil

Doing a search with all those keywords narrows it down to 25...
Red, get yer holy water, we've almost found EEEEVIL!

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:28 pm

Jared "source of evil" deity yielded 8 results.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:33 pm

I FOUND IT ! ! !

Jared "source of evil" deity subway had only one result.

I was too scared to click on it.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:33 pm

Jared "source of evil" deity subway

Narrows it down to one.

OMGBBQ, Jared, the unholy deity of Subway, is the source of all evil!

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:35 pm

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:37 pm

Sintekk and I posted at exactly the same time.

Now that's freaky.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:40 pm

0_o

This is all too spooky. We don't just need holy water, we need something stronger...

REVEREND AL SHARPTON! Buwahahaha

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:42 pm

"exactly the same time" had 111,000 results.

but "exactly the same time" Sharpton had only 79

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:43 pm

When I type in 111000 the first link that pops up is THE BLOOD GROUP!

Not only are we dealing with Jared, but vampires!

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:32 pm

When I type in "Jared subway guy diety deity blood group vampires al sharpten" at Dogpile and click "go fetch" I get this:

Did you mean?

"jared subway guy diet deity blood group vampires al sharpen?"

and

"Get your free $50 subway gift card"

But the thing is, I DIDN'T mean that.........I meant what I typed in......why are they avoiding what I typed in........?.....Spooky......conspiracy?

oh my

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:58 pm

"Get your free $50 subway gift card" only showed 24 matches. I was expecting more.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:35 pm

manadren wrote: i before e got nothing on me.

Except that crazy video you were in with Al Sharpton. The real killer (and thus the perfect use of it for blackmail) is when he smears feces all over Tawanna Brawley and you help out.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:35 pm

sintekk wrote: When I type in 111000 the first link that pops up is THE BLOOD GROUP!

Not only are we dealing with Jared, but vampires!

Jared is a vampire. See, you don't get fat living off of blood, plain and simple. Whenever he's in a commercial and it looks like daytime, that's just special effects.

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