Just Joking

fcbayer · Post by **fcbayer** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:08 pm

http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:42 am

The first joke under the Postal Workers section was really good.

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fcbayer · Post by **fcbayer** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:02 pm

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

only if my dad can be so guliable

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fcbayer · Post by **fcbayer** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:04 pm

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

i bet thats what my mom wants from me

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fcbayer · Post by **fcbayer** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:06 pm

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f*cking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

this is funny

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