20,000 posts by Y2K5

sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:44 pm

Bananaphone, ring ring ring…..

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:44 pm

You didn't even sign that time

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:45 pm

Oi vey

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:45 pm

More people are killed by vending machines than sharks or lightning

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:45 pm

Over 1 american dies from blimp accidents every year

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:46 pm

I had a caydaroy jacket once.. that thing was way too heavy so I told my mom. Never ever get me anything like that again and what happened next christmas I get a wool sweater. and the distance to return it was unimaginable. we drove for hours to get there and when we did get this... they were closed.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:55 pm

The eyes of the scajagula were as blue as the sun.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:55 pm

you could see his mouth open wide to close in upon itself.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:56 pm

Nearby observers were quoted as saying it was "stupid"

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:56 pm

And yet it made it to the 6 o'clock news

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:57 pm

following a story on how touch a hot stove could be dangerous.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:57 pm

THis next story could save your life, it said

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:58 pm

and then it went on to explain how touch a hot stove could burn you for a solid 15 minutes.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:58 pm

what a news flash.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:59 pm

it created a panic, people throwing stove out of there houses as fast as they could

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:59 pm

unfortunately more were injured by falling stoves than ever had been by hot ones.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:00 pm

that didn't make the news that night, oddly enough.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:01 pm

nearby observers were quoted as saying "OMGWTFBBQ"

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:09 pm

The Camel is hairy

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:09 pm

you may now shake the tree and gather the pears

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:10 pm

The dice are on the table

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:12 pm

We got under 500 posts to do in less then 24 hours!!!

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:32 pm

I see a man in the back

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:33 pm

As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as the sun

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:33 pm

and the girl in the corner

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