Fake book titles

Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:12 pm

Children's Books
You Are Different and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Dad's New Wife Robert

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Cats Go to Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside Abandoned Refrigerators

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

You Were an Accident

Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will

Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games

Your Nightmares Are Real

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:43 pm

I've always though Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her was increadibly funny and cruel!

Nice.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:37 pm

Bookworm wrote: Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

I like this one

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:18 pm

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

thats the best one.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:58 pm

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

lol

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:42 pm

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her has to be the best one

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:31 pm

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

That was me as a kid!

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Gr.een · Post by **Gr.een** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:38 pm

Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games

has got to be the best

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:12 pm

Not really for kids but still funny:

"Shareholding for dummies" by Martha Stewart
"Facial health" by Micheal Jackson
"Why linux is better for servers" by Bill Gates
"Why guns are dangeraus in homes with kids" By Random American
"Maxing out profits to stay in business" By Jeffrey K. Skilling (former CEO of Enron)
"Efficient Power Grids for dummies" By American Hydro Corp, published summer 2003
"Vital survival kit for windless areas" - The Florida Press

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:18 pm

You Were an Accident
hahahaha

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm

"Abortion, what could of made you come out without crying", with colorful illustrations
"Delivery accidents, what a mess", with colorful illustrations

Ok that was nasty but funny.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:58 am

From Family Guy

Your a naughty child and thats concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

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