Slappin' the clown

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:36 pm

IF you've stopped laughing, settle down, this is not a joke thread. Anyone who posts anything funny is getting a report. Don't be graphic, either.

Men do it, women do it, hell we all do it, but we don't like to admit it.
I'm talking about self-pleasure. Red's thread encouraged me to be a little more open about sexuality so I started this thread for men(women should probably not enter) to talk about masturbation

When did you discover it?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:40 pm

* Special note: This action is also a remedy to getting rid of morning woodies.

Gee we're really getting in a sticky situation with these weird topics, but it's needed to help get more activity.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:45 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: * Special note: This action is also a remedy to getting rid of morning woodies.

Gee we're really getting in a sticky situation with these weird topics, but it's needed to help get more activity.

Hey Red, dyou mind paying special attention to this topic so it doesn't get too graphic?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:58 pm

I'll try.

*deletes pictures from attachment list* J/K

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:33 am

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:27 am

+1

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:48 am

William Wallace wrote:
Minnie wrote: masterbate?

MAS-TUR-BATE

slapping the clown

Buffing the banana

whacking the tree

pouring guinness

greasing the pole

exciting Willy

rubbing bubby

cleaning the gun

whacking off

spooging

jacking

jerking

bating

I am an adept at all of the about, taught by Stasi, the Master Bater.

spanking the monkey

wanking

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:26 am

sweetness wrote:
William Wallace wrote:
Minnie wrote: masterbate?

MAS-TUR-BATE

slapping the clown

Buffing the banana

whacking the tree

pouring guinness

greasing the pole

exciting Willy

rubbing bubby

cleaning the gun

whacking off

spooging

jacking

jerking

bating

I am an adept at all of the about, taught by Stasi, the Master Bater.

spanking the monkey

wanking

Cracking/Rubbing one out

Bash the Bishop

Throttle the turkey

Choke the Chicken

Thats alot on names for it.

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:51 pm

choke the chicken

whatever next!

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:44 pm

*cough* I guess I'll be the first to take the topic seriously...

I don't remember exactly when I first discovered masterbation, but I was pretty young and at the time I knew nothing of the act fo self-pleasure. I was just lying in bed with a stiffy when I noticed that rubbing it felt kinda good, then all the sudden captain winky starts jumping all over the place on his own, and wouldn't stop. I was scared shitless. But of course it did stop eventually, and it didn't scare me so much as to keep me from experimenting a few days later to see what happeend if I tried it again

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:18 pm

I found out about in from my older brother. He took me into a closet, turned on a flashlight, and then he proceeded to jerk off. I clapped when he spurted. I tried it myself and I felt good. But then nothing came out. I thought my willy was broken.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:26 pm

broken

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:55 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: broken

You might think it was funny, but I was scared sh_tless.

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 2:06 pm

William Wallace wrote: I found out about in from my older brother. He took me into a closet, turned on a flashlight, and then he proceeded to jerk off. I clapped when he spurted. I tried it myself and I felt good. But then nothing came out. I thought my willy was broken.

and thus began willy's first circle jerk...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:44 am

fragged one wrote:
William Wallace wrote: I found out about in from my older brother. He took me into a closet, turned on a flashlight, and then he proceeded to jerk off. I clapped when he spurted. I tried it myself and I felt good. But then nothing came out. I thought my willy was broken.

and thus began willy's first circle jerk...

...which was not his last, especially after the one with a certain Fragged person...

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000 · Post by **000** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:06 pm

Old Faithful......

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:51 pm

so, how often do you flog your brother's dolphin, willy?

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