one day in 2005

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:42 pm

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here" The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like
to go in and meet with President Kerry."The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with president Kerry" The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said,"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:18 am

hilarious

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Gr.een · Post by **Gr.een** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:41 pm

haha I love it

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:37 pm

i like it

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:20 pm

You know, if Bush did some of these outragous things, I'd like him much more

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