I'm a post whore today.

The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:20 am

Just like GG, I need help. I'm so depressed and angry.

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

When it first happened, it seemed to move almost in slow motion.

But no matter how slow it moved, the shock that overwhelmed me prevented me from doing anything to stop it. And before I knew it.......it was over.

Now I sit here, in bitter anguish, reflecting over my choices.

Why did I let greed get the best of me?

Why did I need so much more?

What's even the freaking point anymore? Why do people look up to me? Why do people respect me?

My pride...my arrogance...my ignorance...they all exceed levels you people couldn't even believe.

So eff it.

Eff life. Eff everybody.

All I wanted was a little bit more for myself. But I reached too far....and it slipped.

The whole f@#%ing cookie fell right into the glass, for f*^k's sake!

I just wanted a bit more milky flavor...

Is that so much to ask for???

And you know what the worst part is?

The milk doesn't even gain the cookie flavor. The cookie just crumbles at the bottom and doesn't seem to mix with the milk at all!

It's like oil and water.

So take it from me, kids...Don't dip that thing more than half way or you're asking for a tragedy.

You can always dip the other half after.

Don't be greedy. You don't wanna end up like me.

A bitter, lonely man with a soggy cookie at the bottom of his glass.

R.I.P. cookie. Peace out. =\n
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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:41 am

:doublepuke:

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:23 am

I see that you feel my pain, as well.

Hug?

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:25 am

And yet more.....

:doublepuke: And then i

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:11 pm

Ahh, Legend you sound like you're experiencing some adolensent depression as well. Or is it more of a mid-life crisis type of thing?

Have you ever tried dipping Oreo's??? They don't fall apart as easily.

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:17 pm

aww Legend i feel ur pain

heres something a lil fruity for u

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:23 pm

Thanks for your understanding, Shenbaw. It's hard to deal with this alone... *group hugs*

No, I haven't tried Oreo's since that whole thingy with the cow and the tipping incident...I got my hand stuck up...bah, I don't want to talk about it... >.<

Thanks for the fruitiness, honey! But I want my cookie back!! =\\n
Poor cookie. It didn't do anything wrong. It was so innocent and...sweet. Why did he have to die, mommy?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:02 pm

I love you Legend. I have more for you than just a hug. Bend over bitch!

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:25 pm

Uh-Oh...

Now it's a party!!!

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:34 pm

GOD, IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, A PIECE OF MAN-MEAT???

...

*bends over* XD

I feel so cheap. ;\n
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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:56 pm

Legend wrote: GOD, IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, A PIECE OF MAN-MEAT???

No, you're a piece of man-meat with a great

who'll make me a sandwich when I tell you to.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:06 pm

A great...car?

haha, wonder what got censored.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:28 pm

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mimic · Post by **mimic** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:42 pm

Legend wrote: Just like GG, I need help. I'm so depressed and angry.

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

When it first happened, it seemed to move almost in slow motion.

But no matter how slow it moved, the shock that overwhelmed me prevented me from doing anything to stop it. And before I knew it.......it was over.

Now I sit here, in bitter anguish, reflecting over my choices.

Why did I let greed get the best of me?

Why did I need so much more?

What's even the freaking point anymore? Why do people look up to me? Why do people respect me?

My pride...my arrogance...my ignorance...they all exceed levels you people couldn't even believe.

So eff it.

Eff life. Eff everybody.

All I wanted was a little bit more for myself. But I reached too far....and it slipped.

The whole f@#%ing cookie fell right into the glass, for f*^k's sake!

I just wanted a bit more milky flavor...

Is that so much to ask for???

And you know what the worst part is?

The milk doesn't even gain the cookie flavor. The cookie just crumbles at the bottom and doesn't seem to mix with the milk at all!

It's like oil and water.

So take it from me, kids...Don't dip that thing more than half way or you're asking for a tragedy.

You can always dip the other half after.

Don't be greedy. You don't wanna end up like me.

A bitter, lonely man with a soggy cookie at the bottom of his glass.

R.I.P. cookie. Peace out. =\n

Yes but yer a hottie!

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:08 pm

WELLLLLLL.

Fine, I can't argue with that. xP

Hey, Minnie, why do people in Wisconsin call water fountains "bubblers"??!

Cause if the water fountains there have bubbles coming out them...

o______O

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:42 am

Legend wrote: .......Thanks for the fruitiness, honey! But I want my cookie back!! =\\n
Poor cookie. It didn't do anything wrong. It was so innocent and...sweet. Why did he have to die, mommy?

The cookie was accused of attempted assault by an undersized muffin, so it was taken out and shot in lieu of a trial (the judge had a barbecue to get to).
The cookie chose death by bullets over the other nearly unspeakable option,which was death by Rosie O'Donnel sitting on you.

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:17 am

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:21 am

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:36 am

Legend wrote: A great...car?

haha, wonder what got censored.

a-s-s got censored, even though people can say it on network television, it's too rough for the sensitive ears here.

***errr, I guess too rough for the sensitive eyes, or psyches or whatever....

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:39 am

Isn't that another name for a mule? How is that censored and bitches not?!!

o____________O

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:41 am

*testing*

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:42 am

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:45 pm

foot

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Angel · Post by **Angel** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:02 pm

was censored .................

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Angel · Post by **Angel** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:02 pm

the word was

...............holes

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