<r>It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get past 20. Little Johnny, however, did extre...

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<r>A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head <br/> feels just like my wife's ass."<br/> <br/> The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're <br/> right!" <E>:nana:</E><br/> <br/> <COLOR color="#888888"><s>[color=#888888]</s><SIZE size="85"><s>[s...

<r>As a Scotsman was walking down the street someone yells out "<B><s>[b]</s>Whatcha got under yer kilt mate?<e>[/b]</e></B>" The Scot replies "Your wifes lipstick!<br/> <br/> <COLOR color="#888888"><s>[color=#888888]</s><SIZE size="85"><s>[size=85]</s>Archived topic from Anythingforums, old topic I...